Up to my neck

Hey man, I'm so pissed with EW... what a shock, right?
The thing is that she thought I didn't have the keys for the house today, she was out and she called and I said: 'Hey, I'm at home and I have the keys!'
"Wait me at the door"
"Oh...k...?"
She understood I was standing at the building's door and then she came home in a hurry. When she saw me inside she kinda got furious.
"Because I came home running and you were here all the time!"
"Hey, if you misunderstood me, there's nothing I can do"
She then went to the market (she goes there every two days, I go once a week), and bought all the fattening things. When I got home I ate two sausages, she made three sandwiches...
Fuck her big time, man! I'm here enjoying my Mitialada and she's been in an awful mood for days.
I've been working a lot here, I got myself another private student and I've been walking a lot. I have to prepare classes and barely have time to eat something in the house. And she fucking gives me attitude? What a bitch!
Oh, well...
And she got accepted for a month's course at a top university, to study Polish. I thought she would be back to Brazil in June, but now I don't think so. Damn...What a loser, capital L... She doesn't want to work, she doesn't want to work as a waitress, even thought Junior and I keep telling her we both worked as waiters before... I did the washing up, mopped, cleaned bathrooms, put up with stupid customers for more than than a year and the princess doesn't wanna do that. I have to put up here with lousy students, teaching ficking business English, which is fucking difficult for me, I spend a lot of time preparing these fucking classes with words that even in Portuguese I wouldn't know how to explain, and she's complaing all the time that 'she's doing nothing and wanted to work...'
"Yeah, but why don't you look for work?"
"Because I cannot teach as you guys can"
"So? There's a lot of restaurants looking for people..."
Silence.
Sometimes I just wanna punch that fat chin, man...