Pair of pants always in the way...

No, it's not what you think it is.
I've already written about my major problem of not having such a variety of pants... no money, overweight... I can't find something that fits me and suits me properly.
But, just like what happened some time ago, my pants prevented me from having a good time!!! Again, it's not what you think it is!
I was having a few beers with Lula and Luis and I needed to go to the loo... but do you think I was able to open up the ziper????
NO!!!!!!!!!
So I had to go home because I needed to go to the bathroom!!!!
This is soooo pathetic...

I'm starting this campaign: "Let's help Fers to lose some weight and buy her a cool pair of pants whose ziper doesn't jam"!!!!
Who's with me????